FROM THE LAWYERS
Welcome to CoolTables.com. To insure a safe, non-offensive environment for all the users of our web site, we have established rules for the use of the site. By accessing any areas of CoolTables.com you agree to be legally bound and to abide by the rules set forth below. Any violation of these rules may lead to expulsion from our web site.

COPYRIGHT
All web site design, text, graphics, content, the selection and arrangement thereof, and all software Copyright 2000, CoolTables.com, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Any use of material on this web site--including reproduction, modification, distribution, or republication--without the prior written permission of CoolTables.com is strictly prohibited.

YOUR PRIVACY
As a user of the CoolTables.com web sit, you acknowledge that you may provide information regarding your tastes and preferences, and you hereby authorize CoolTables.com and its affiliates to use such information in connection with any online or offline offering or any electronic mail offering directed to you. CoolTables.com is committed to protecting your privacy. Any information that CoolTables.com collects about you will be used to provide a more personalized shopping experience. By using our web site, you consent to the collection and use of this information by CoolTables.com.

DISCLAIMER
CoolTables.com IS PROVIDING THIS SITE AND ITS CONTENTS ON AN "AS IS" BASIS AND MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND WITH RESPECT TO THIS SITE OR ITS CONTENTS. CoolTables.com DISCLAIMS ALL SUCH REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. IN ADDITION CoolTables.com DOES NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT THE INFORMATION ACCESSIBLE VIA THIS SITE IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE OR CURRENT. Price and availability information is subject to change without notice. All sales are final. Except as specifically stated on this site, neither CoolTables.com nor any of its directors, employees, agents, third-party content providers, sponsors, licensers, or other representatives, shall be liable for damages arising out of or in connection with the use of this site. This is a comprehensive limitation of liability and under no circumstances shall CoolTables.com or any party involved in creating, producing or distributing the CoolTables.com web site, be liable for any compensatory, direct, indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages, that result from the use of or inability to use the CoolTables.com site, including, but not limited to, reliance by a user on any information obtained from CoolTables.com or that result from loss of data, income or profit, loss of or damage to property, claims of third parties, mistakes, omissions, interruptions, deletion of files or e-mail, errors, defects, viruses, delays in operation or transmission or any failure of performance, whether or not resulting from acts of God, communications failure, theft, destruction, or unauthorized access to CoolTables.com 's records, programs or services. Each user of the CoolTables.com web site hereby acknowledges that this paragraph shall apply to all content, merchandise, and services available through CoolTables.com. If and to the extent any state does not permit the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, CoolTables.com's liability, in such state, shall be limited to the fullest extent permitted by law.

ENDORSEMENT
Descriptions of, or references to, products do not imply endorsement of that produce. CoolTables.com makes no warranty of any kind with respect to any subject matter included on this site or any products listed or sold on this site.

ACKNOWLEDGMENT
The above stated rules represent the entire understanding between each user of the CoolTables.com web site and Kenny Schuyler regarding each user's relationship with CoolTables.com and supersedes any prior statements or representations. The above stated rules and disclaimers are subject to change, by CoolTables.com in its sole and absolute discretion.

GOVERNING LAW
This site is created and controlled by Kenny Schuyler in the state of New Jersey. The laws of the State of New Jersey will govern all terms, conditions and disclaimers on this site, without giving effect to any principles of conflict of laws.

BY ENTERING AND USING THE CoolTables.com WEB SITE YOU ARE AFFIRMATIVELY STATING THAT YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THE RULES SET FORTH HEREIN AND ARE AFFIRMATIVELY INDICATING THAT YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY SAME.

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